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Repost joke time: 3 men were stuck on an island when they came across a tribe. The leader said "each of you, bring back 10 of the same fruit for yourself" so they went. Later, the first guy came back with 10 apples and the 2nd guy came back with 10 grapes, but the third guy was nowhere to be found. (Here comes the gross part) the tribe leader said to the men to shove their fruits up their butts and they would be free. But if they made and sign of emotion, they would be killed. The first guy went, roughly on the 6th apple he screamed and got killed, and went to heaven. The second guy shoved in 9 grapes, but then he saw the 3rd guy who finally came in. The second guy laughed very hard, and was killed, went to heaven, and sat next to the first guy. The first guy said, why did you laugh? You were so close! The second guy said with a big grin on his face, I saw the 3rd guy come back with 10 pineapples! on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 5)
@Ursa Minor, *sniff* One of the only people on this app that makes long posts that really speak to me AND have good grammar, you sir, now have another like. *clap clap clap* on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 4)
Guys, I haven't been on this app for about a year, what did I miss? on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 3)
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