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So funny story: my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time last night (unplanned). So today I went to buy condoms, but I had a gift card so I figured while I was there I may as well pic up some magic cards too (my girlfriend and I both play) I bring a box of condoms and 5 packs of magic cards to the register and the check out guy (I'd say mid to late 20s) gives me a funny "this nerd is getting laid?" Kind of face. So I quietly pay for my stuff and pick up my bag, then I look him dead in the eye and say "Bitches love magicians." And I walk away. I hear him laughing almost uncontrollably behind me. Best 1 liner I've ever had. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 295)
Do we still believe they deserve $15/hr? on Funny prank? (Upvotes: 73)
Waiting patiently for 18bluecat so I can upvote him. on 18bluecat (Upvotes: 64)
@The Gay Gatsby, very. on HIPPA Violation! (Upvotes: 57)
He may be racist, but at least he knows exactly what he's racist against. on Cotton got it right (Upvotes: 51)

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