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You know they piss on you when they're done. Yeah they're all d!cks on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 108)
"Alright we put everything on him what else is there?!" "Somethings missing..." *places potato* "It's beautiful" on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 229)
Mom hires clown for birthday. Pennywise. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 107)
Repost joke time: So a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. He asks for a few beers, and when the bartender asks for the money, he pulls the exact change out of his pocket and hands it to him. The next day the same man comes in with the same ostrich and cat. He orders a few shots and again, pulls the exact amount of money out of his pocket. The bartender says, "Mate, how are you doing that? Pulling out the exact amount." The man hesitates, "Well you see, a few years back I met a genie. Instead of asking for money, I asked if I could always just reach into my pocket and pull out the exact change I need." "That's smart!" says the bartender, "What about the ostrich and the cat though?" "Well you see, my other two wishes were for a chick with long legs and a tight p*ssy." on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 43)
Father of the year - 2013 on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 144)

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