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Alright, I know this is unrelated but right now I'm lying dead silent in a bush outside my house with buckets of water strategically hidden in the front yard, armed to the teeth with air soft guns and silly string, waiting for these people to come tp me. They ding dong ditched me about an hour ago, and they just tp'd my friend about 5 minutes ago. I know who it is, and I'm ready. Also, an enormous possum crawled up next to me and scared the crap out of me. It was dog sized. But it's okay, I'm ready to totally go Rambo on these guys and my ex-girlfriend. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 198)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?? on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 78)
Plot twist: She wants to be a man. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 84)
Unless Vin Diesel is driving the pikachu, they're looking in the wrong direction. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 46)
@PornHub, No, thank YOU, pornhub. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 45)

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