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Story time! One time I was at the store looking for books for my kid. I was looking for some Dr. Seuss since I always enjoyed them when I was a kid. So I found all the Dr. Suess books but there was one that was slightly different by Dr. L with the title One dollar Two dollar Half dollar... So I picked that one out and brought it to the front counter. The clerk said your total will be tree fiddy and I said GODDAM LOCK NESS MONSTA I AIN'T GONNA GIVE YOU NO TREE FIDDY! on Dr Seuss (Upvotes: 61)
Slaps my penis on the table and starts to shake it screaming I'm winning* on Your moms wins (Upvotes: 54)
I hope that when Stan Lee passes away they still try to put him in the movie. Like a picture of him on the wall or a cgi copy of him, or a hologram like tupac. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 48)
For some reason I'm picturing this as a retirement home on One hell of a tenant (Upvotes: 31)
Kinda looks like Vin diesel cross dressing on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 29)

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