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That’s one of the most intelligent things I’ve seen a dog do to be honest. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 52)
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 36)
It’s on your left. Your left. No, your left. Your other left. The left. The left! Your fuсking left! LEFT YOU MORON!! Funny story, my wife has dyslexia and legitimately can’t tell left from right. I even showed her the trick with the finger L’s. But it doesn’t work because her mind even flips the fingers around. It’s actually really cute and funny. Not when she gets lost and can’t read a map or remember where we were. BUT we do get a laugh out of it when she tells me “ok turn right, no right! What are you doing!?....oh....ohhhh....” “You meant left didn’t you? 🙃” “Yupppp” I love her so much!! on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 36)
My sister had a boyfriend who loved her a lot. He was going to take her to Disney and propose. Before he could, she broke up with him “because he was too controlling”. Then I realized she said that about every guy she ever dated. I asked him what happened; and she just wanted to party and go out all the time like she was still single. So long story short, my sister keeps leading on all these guys, but she a ho!! 😭 on Disney proposing (Upvotes: 32)
Democracy sucks. Democratic Republic is where it’s at. on Democracy (Upvotes: 30)

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