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There were 2 guys on an island. The first one said "Do you have a lighter I could borrow?" The second one said sure and pulled a 12 inch bic lighter from his pocket. The first man said "where'd you get such a big lighter?" The other man said "from the genie in this lamp, here give it a try". So the first man rubbed the lamp and wished for a thousand bucks. Suddenly the clouds got dark and it started raining a thousand ducks. The first man said "I wished for bucks not ducks what is this?" And the other man said "the genies partially deaf, do you really think I asked for a 12 inch bic?" on Just read dammit (Upvotes: 67)
Is this what my girlfriend meant when she said to lick her p**sy? on Did science go too far (Upvotes: 16)
@bragi002, but batman can't kill you on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 3)
She was definitely out of bounds... on drafted to the first round (Upvotes: 1)
@Bus Full of Kids, woman always say that men only think with their penises on 7 (Upvotes: 1)