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*looks over picture* yeah... Yeah this is good stuff. on Hitler pls (Upvotes: 70)
Who is Shane fvcking to not get fired? on Shane (Upvotes: 67)
Cookie, cream, milk, crumb. Long ago, the four nations lived together in peace and harmony. Then everything changed when the cookie nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he was dunked. on Oreo nation (Upvotes: 66)
@Spider Repellent, a man walks into a bar. The bartender greets him. "Ralph!" He cheerfully exclaims, more out of excitement over making money off of poor Ralph than of actually seeing him. Ralph sits at the bar. Journey is playing in the background, Ralph's favorite band, but he is too sullen to pay attention. "Jack daniels, please." says ralph. Ralph had been struggling with depression, but tonight was different. His girlfriend had just left him. The girl he spent 8 years with trying to please. Now he had nobody. As he drinks, his thoughts become dark. Against his better judgement, he gets in his car. As he drives, he thinks about how his parents abandon him when he was a boy. Left him at the orphanage. Suddenly, in an act caused by drunkness and despair, Ralph veers off of a bridge and into the river. That night was the end of a lonely mans life. A man who's only trace is a scar left in a guardrail, and an empty bottle at a bar. A bottle as empty as his smile and his heart. on That moment when (Upvotes: 62)
Mom? is that you? on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 56)

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