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@JewishXenu, multiply 9 by 2 and you get 18 so it should he legal if ya grab 2. on Almost (Upvotes: 44)
@Medic135, thats the step dad decision. on age 27 (Upvotes: 40)
Totally unrelated story time! So i was breaking my qurantine today walking around coughing on children. When a mom freaks out on me.( what a b!tch right?) Anyway she calling the cops and im all like yeah right. So i go on with my coughing on children hobby when i hear sirens in the distance. Bitch actrually called the cops on me so i start running. But hes in a car and im not. So i start cutting through alleyways but the cop corners me in a yard. He looms over me and says "Your in alot of trouble dude" So im all like " is there anything i can do to convince you not to take me in." Cop leans over and says " i can think of a few things" So i start getting in my knees when he says "no i meant money." Now im a little down cause i thought i was gonna get me some. So i ask how much. And the dude looks down on me and says "How about tree fiddy" Well it was about this time i noticed he was actrually a 3 story tall dinasoar from the mesozoic era. So i say "GET OUTTA HERE LOCHNESS MONSTER! on Tree fiddy (Upvotes: 39)
How about this idea. How about after a specific length of time without re-offending Their criminal records get cleared so they dont have to deal with having a hard time getting actrual jobs. on Pic (Upvotes: 39)
When you try to think ahead and make up a name for latinos so that they wont be offended but end up pissing off everyone in that culture group. on Lol (Upvotes: 39)

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