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Greg was on his way to portion with his date Susan, a card carrying member of the north-hills valley seeing club. They were rushed to get to the dance but Susan really had to ship a brand new sewing machine she promised her grandma for an early Christmas in July present. As the couple was on their way to the post office, they passed a UPS truck and decided to cut or the middle man by throwing the machine onto the truck. Unfortunately the driver of the truck was secretly a spy on his way to a sect under water lair. As Greg and Susan were about to jump onto the truck the spy made a quick turn right into the pond. Unfortunately it was the wrong pond and Susan died in the accident. Now, while the spy explains the situation to the cops, Greg has nothing but the sewing machine left to remember Susan by. But he won't let that ruin his night... on You lost me (Upvotes: 108)
I'm honestly not even scared about him. I'm scared about the hatred from both sides that this country is now going through. We are the epitome of a divided nation and that's fvcking terrifying. on POTUS (Upvotes: 89)
FLAME ON on he ded (Upvotes: 71)
There's enough room on that counter for two bottles. on randjum (Upvotes: 71)
That one in black doesn't even stand out! What a noob. on Ninja Rainbow! (Upvotes: 63)

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