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A couple months ago I took my metal detector to a local beach. After about an hour and a half I had found several items. One of these items was a brand new engagement ring. It was custom made (except for the fit, apparently...) And I tracked down the shop that made the ring. They called previous customers and asked then to come to the shop if they had lost a ring. Only one showed up. She had proof of purchase, along with the "model" or "serial" number. The store clerk confirmed that they owned the ring, and I handed it over. She asked for my address so her fiancee could write me a thank you letter. A few days later, I received a very fancy envelope with a letter in it describing what happened, how thankful they were, etc. It made me feel really good inside. OK the back of the letter, though, there were four one hundred dollar bills attached. I felt so bad for getting the money, and I couldn't return it because they didn't actually mail the envelope. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 109)
Unrelated: I have been away from my family for about a year and a half due to being in the navy. I finally got home a week and a half ago. Money has always been fairly tight in the house (not too bad, but we can't waste gas by taking trips across town for example). I open the freezer and find a gallon of my favorite, expensive, blue bell ice cream waiting for me. It was so touching that my mom did this for me, but I was tired and I went to bed without having any. That night, as we all slept, the fridge broke. The ice cream along with 90% of the other food was all ruined. I've been in the navy for 2 years now and I've seen some seriously fvcked up things, but this is the first time I've ever had to hold back tears. Why can't I have nice things? on So Far, I've Seen... (Upvotes: 99)
Just bought my first house. Yissssss on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 32)
He's... touching his face with his gloves.... on Deli Explosion (Upvotes: 29)
Females always over exaggerating everything on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 33)

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