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Grandma's stealing the lambo on She's definitely a gold digger (Upvotes: 43)
My goal on the freeways is to make everyone around me as comfortable as possible. I always travel in the left lane. Going 95? I’ll go 95 or move out of the way. In a rush and need to get in front of me? I’ll make a safe passage for you. I try my best to not be that one guy holding up everything. If there’s someone in front of me holding up everything in the left lane and there’s a pile of cars behind me, I’ll decrease my distance to the car in front of me slowly until he moves out of the way. Most of the time, people don’t realize what they’re doing. We all have to watch each others back. Life is too precious to be put in harms way, especially if it’s someone that is a complete stranger to you. on Block them in (Upvotes: 42)
Cum smells like egg whites and Clorox but tastes salty and bitter because it’s PH level is very alkaline. Likewise, when you’re sweaty and you lick your armpits, its sour because it’s acidic. That’s why when you eat your deodorant, it’s bitter. The alkaline deodorant reacts with your acidic armpits to balance out the PH. Therefore semen can be used as deodorant. Ok good night! on Wrong rag (Upvotes: 41)
The A10 warthog. A convenient carry case for the GAU8 Gatling gun. on BRRRRRRRRT (Upvotes: 29)
@Osama bin Dead, I used to be that asshole until I found out the true evil making me that asshole. Facebook. I've never been back on Facebook for 4 months. Still don't care for the president, but I no longer make ridiculous posts indicating that 'he should be assassinated', or 'people who vouch for him are redneck delusional idiots'. I hated what I have become. I hated what social media did to me. So I gave Facebook the middle finger and deactivated my account. Now I'm here a lot lol. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 29)

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