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My goal on the freeways is to make everyone around me as comfortable as possible. I always travel in the left lane. Going 95? I’ll go 95 or move out of the way. In a rush and need to get in front of me? I’ll make a safe passage for you. I try my best to not be that one guy holding up everything. If there’s someone in front of me holding up everything in the left lane and there’s a pile of cars behind me, I’ll decrease my distance to the car in front of me slowly until he moves out of the way. Most of the time, people don’t realize what they’re doing. We all have to watch each others back. Life is too precious to be put in harms way, especially if it’s someone that is a complete stranger to you. on Block them in (Upvotes: 49)
Grandma's stealing the lambo on She's definitely a gold digger (Upvotes: 43)
Cum smells like egg whites and Clorox but tastes salty and bitter because it’s PH level is very alkaline. Likewise, when you’re sweaty and you lick your armpits, its sour because it’s acidic. That’s why when you eat your deodorant, it’s bitter. The alkaline deodorant reacts with your acidic armpits to balance out the PH. Therefore semen can be used as deodorant. Ok good night! on Wrong rag (Upvotes: 41)
@Osama bin Dead, I used to be that asshole until I found out the true evil making me that asshole. Facebook. I've never been back on Facebook for 4 months. Still don't care for the president, but I no longer make ridiculous posts indicating that 'he should be assassinated', or 'people who vouch for him are redneck delusional idiots'. I hated what I have become. I hated what social media did to me. So I gave Facebook the middle finger and deactivated my account. Now I'm here a lot lol. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 31)
Contrary to popular belief, metal items without edges is actually OK to microwave. For example, a spoon is fine. A fork is not. When the magnetron in the Microwave bombards a fork with energy oscillating at 2.5GHz, the fork absorbs all that energy causing electrons to build up in it. Because the fork has spikes, this energy is greatly concentrated in the spikes. Bombard the fork with even more ionizing radiation, it will be enough to free the built up electrons and cause the spark. Round items, or items with no sharp edges, the electrons is distributed evenly on the metal, so no spark. Ionizing radiation energy generated by the magnetron was meant to cause molecules in liquids and foods to vibrate at 2.5GHz very violently. With all the vibrating molecules hitting each other causes the heat that heats your food. Metal items have tightly packed molecules so it reacts different compared to organic liquid based items. Other perfectly safe items for the microwave are car airbags. on Oh well (Upvotes: 30)

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