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Hey best community in the world. So I'm making some drastic changes to my lifestyle because I have not been feeling good in my own skin and because my doctor said I have high cholesterol and blood pressure. I'm starting my last semester of college and I'm going to try to be as healthy as I can. The last 3 and 1/2 years of college, I haven't been as healthy due to stress and time constraints. I'm going to start hitting the gym and play more indoor soccer and go back to kickboxing. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to do the same. I will update you all in 2 months on my progress. PS: my minimum goal is to loose 10 pounds of fat in 2 months and my max is 20 but I think 10 is more reasonable. Okay I'm done now. Wish me good luck. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 66)
@Fat cow, I like the way you think. You're hired! You only get paid half of what a man makes cause you're a cow. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 29)
Story time! - I remember my first time going to the dentist. I was about seven years old. At that age I was beginning to get curious about gender differences and was always amazed at women's breasts. I sat down into the dentist chair and she pulled the seat down so I would lay. The dentist carefully pressed her breasts upon my head while checking my mouth. I thought I was in heaven. And then she began to drill me hard. I was talking about my teeth what were you guys thinking? Jeez your perverts. on Looks like I have an appointment soon... (Upvotes: 24)
@dxtibbs, no you're wrong on WELL, ALRIGHTY THEN! (Upvotes: 22)
@ caucrasian , "yeah, but it's a really nice slingshot" on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 21)

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