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*Prepares for Xbox ps3 fan war in the comments* on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 53)
Story time!!! My friend had this book that he acquired from my school library entitled "Date Rape Drugs" and he put it in my backpack without my knowledge. The next day I noticed it and pulled it out of my backpack without knowing what it was. My mom was standing right there and she is a super strict parent and she asked me why I had it and I was trying not to laugh at the ridiculous cover. Well I said I don't know and I was smiling and kind of laughing and so she thought I was lying and told me to return it to the library. So I went to school and I asked around and showed my other friends who told me the person who put it there. I then put it in his backpack for revenge. I went home pleased with myself and my mom asked me if I had returned it and I said I had put it back where it came from. She was skeptical and she went and checked my backpack and sure enough my friend had found it and put it back into my frickin backpack. Now my mom thinks I'm a rapist and a liar. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 48)
Actually it's grandpa's fault. He couldn't keep it in his pants. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 29)
Nice username reminded me of Xbox gamertags these days on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 35)
@ReverseCancer, LEAVE STUCKPIXEL ALONE YOU BASTARD! on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 32)

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