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Looks like she's... About to get fingered on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 33)
Tommy can't jump far enough to stay out of the damn lava, that's what's wrong with your kid! on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 32)
@BenBunz, then treat her to a lovely dinner and have deep, meaningful conversation about her plans, hopes, and experiences. Afterward, take her home. When you're almost at her street, apologize and then black bag her. Lead her to her doorstep and tell her not to remove the bag until she can't hear your van anymore. When she removes it, she'll find a large, vased arrangement of her favorite flowers (you learned about them on the date, remember?) with a card attached reading, "It's not all bad. Believe in the good happening all around us that so often goes overlooked." What she thought was going to be a nightmarish maelstrom of despair and emotional scaring has become a pleasant, unexpected, and odd encounter with someone harmless. And no one will ever believe her. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 16)
*Intense synth cellos* on If it's too late, swim (Upvotes: 15)
@iLy,... Ground up and in the freezer on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 14)

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