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You would enter the Costco, the lights flicker. You look around you as you wander through this long ago abandoned relic. Movement in the corner of you eye confirms your suspicion you are not alone in this place. You have heard the stories of the ones who came here in the beginning but you refused to believe them, the idea is just to fantastic. As you shine the light of your bargain brand torch that seem to come in packs of 20 you see them, the lost people of the Cost-co tribe. As they crowd around you you get nervous, what do they want, WHAT DO THEY WANT! Your mind goes crazy have they turned like so many others did they run out of food? No they want... they want to see your membership card, but you haven't got one, the last one known was lost in the great fiasco of '45. One sneaks up behind you and you black out. Waking up outside a large building you see a man in a red apron, he shakes his head and you seem to forget why you entered in the first place. on Yes, it's the perfect place (Upvotes: 51)
I always thought it was a kilt. Guess he got away with that SCOTT free *dies* on It's not a kilt it's a shirt (Upvotes: 42)
He hated her so much he did it twice in quick succession apparently. on Kansas Robber (Upvotes: 16)
"If we never experience the chill of a dark winter, it is very unlikely that we will ever cherish the warmth of a bright summer’s day. Nothing stimulates our appetite for the simple joys of life more than the starvation caused by sadness or desperation. In order to complete our amazing life journey successfully, it is vital that we turn each and every dark tear into a pearl of wisdom, and find the blessing in every curse." on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 15)
Was talking to a crush and in casual conversation she said "I saw this picture on iFunny..." Well guess I don't have a crush anymore on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 23)

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