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Sperm have a MAXIMUM lifespan outside of the testicle of 72 hours. on Body wash (Upvotes: 56)
Well, my money's on Mr. Rogers. In a blood-stained sweater. on One Puuuuuunch!! (Upvotes: 53)
I guess he's also intolerant of the LGBT? community cuz he didn't rape men and Apache Hellycopters. on Owen Wilson voice: Wow! (Upvotes: 38)
@Xiphose, then you will have more serious problems to consider, like how you're going to get out of the ambulance. on SJW gets rekt (Upvotes: 37)
*Splinter making an omelet back home* "hum dee dum...cracking eggs, cracki--*glorious plume of smoke erupts from egg*--HOLY F$%@!!!" on Smoke Bomb (Upvotes: 34)

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