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So I was just in a wreck. Me and my coworker were just heading back to the shop after a job and we were in a truck towing a trailer. while going 70 MPH (the speed limit) we popped a tire and swerved a few hundred feet went off the road and then rolled and flipped for a while before finally landing upside down and backwards on the road. Contents of the trailer spilled everywhere for hundreds of feet down the road. After about an hour of dealing with medics and police we were cleared to leave. After inspection, the trucks roll cage had saved us, if it was on there we would have died for sure. I'm very lucky to be alive and now on the way home from the wreck the first thing I do is get on funny pics to look at memes. So just wanted to say I love you guys and thanks for the memes, they really help to calm down after all this. on 4chan shenanigans 2 (Upvotes: 89)
The one on the left. The one on the right is tucked behind the left one if you look close enough on Riddle me this... (Upvotes: 79)
I am a man but usually I pee sitting down because it's easier to look at memes that way and you never know when the urge to poo may hit. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 48)
A few days ago I had to pick my mom up from the dentist and she was flyin high. On the way home she demands we stop at wal mart, even though she’s slurring when she talks and can’t walk straight. So we go into wal mart, and after 20 minutes of her pushing a cart around, swerving every where, without getting anything, she bumps into a pole with the cart, stops and looks me dead in the eyes, and whispers “that made me pee a little” then she proceeded to buy a rotisserie chicken because “we need it, Justin. We just need it. Ok.” We leave with a chicken and when we get home and she passes out after spending 5 minutes trying to select which account to use on Netflix. And that’s the story of how I ended up eating an entire chicken by myself in a day. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 48)
So I just moved out of my parents place and moved in to an apartment with my best friend. When moving out, i left my dog behind because I have a little brother and sister who grew up playing with him and became very attached and though I will miss him, I know he loves being with them and it will be good for the kids. So missing my dog, me and my roommate decided to get a pet together. After discussing with my roommate, I went to the pet store looking to get a dog, I later returned home and had to explain to my friend why I had a chinchilla on my head and no dog. His name is Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby, and he was destined to be mine after climbing onto my head and refusing to leave. I regret nothing and chinchillas are awesome pets. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 46)

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