icantfindmyfamily 24107 points


Comments Rated:
UpVoted Contents:

Recent Content By User

Top Rated Comments

@peabeetheanimeneko , we stopped accepting human hands as payment a long time ago, unfortunately. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 70)
@Devils Avocado, Theres shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's about it. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 56)
Ehhm I have a different experience in the friendzone. More of a "Sir, your application is remarkable and you meet all our qualifications, but I'm not really sure if we're hiring or not" "You literally have fired and re hired the same employee like 4 times in the last year" "Look, we value you as our best, most reliable customer, but I'm not sure if we're ready to hire you" "You've already told me I'd be an amazing employee" "Yeah but that was like... Hypothetical." "Just give me a shot, you won't be disappointed" "Fine you can be an unpaid intern" "That one employee came back and is pissed that we took you in, you have to leave now" "Well fvck you then." "Bye we'll miss you a lot you were a great customer" "No you won't. Shut up." Sorry for the long post but this is my experience on friend zone (Upvotes: 159)
Come back to our white family and you won't get deported, shot, bombed, or airport screened. Your name is Andrew. *disclaime: this comment does not represent the views of the user, it is solely for entertainment purposes on wanted by many (Upvotes: 35)
@Muffin Jizz, there's no option for that. It just says "other" on He should take his own advice (Upvotes: 35)

Recent Activity

View Earlier »


No account? Sign up!