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I don't know why people give Kanye a hard time. He really is a gentleman. on Kim the bonobo (Upvotes: 61)
How about a joke? There was once a professional russian wrestler who had gone undefeated all his life because he always put his opponents in his hold called the "Russian Pretzel". There was a 1,000,000 prize for whoever beat the russian. One day, a man challenged the Russian and immediately he was put in the Russian pretzel hold. All of a sudden, there was a scream and the man beat the russian. After the match, the man was interviewed. A reporter asked, how did you beat the Russian!? The man said there was a set of testicles right in front my my face and I bit them as hard as I could. The reporter asked, you're telling me you bit them man's testicles just to win?? The man Said "no. But you'd be surprised how well you wrestle after you bite your own testicles." the end. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 18)
10/10 would sith on Sexy Vader (Upvotes: 25)
I just heard that Justin Bieber was just arrested for street racing. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 24)
I am not lying on this comment. Today one of my friends showed me this picture and I asked him what app he was on and he said that it was stuckpixel so I found a fellow pixler. on Awesome (Upvotes: 7)

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