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This is it, I finally defeated Red against all odds, my Lucario bruised and beaten, the only remaining Pokemon on my team. He just looks at me, a puzzled look on his face. Then he smiles. And then? He moves. He steps off of the platform and walks right past me, disappearing from Mt. Silver forever. However there is one thing he does before he leaves. He stops right next to me. I don't dare turn my head, my heart pounding as he looks on into the distance. He opens his mouth, revealing the wisdom of an age long past, a time when not very many Pokemon were known. I will never forget what he says: "Gotta catch 'em all." on the trainer with no name (Upvotes: 121)
"Dogmeat, no" DOGMEAT YES on Dogmeat, you lil shjt (Upvotes: 103)
I'm trying not to get cocky... Don't get cocky.. Don't get cocky- *gets an erection* FVCKING DAMMIT on When you get top comment like a boss (Upvotes: 66)
...this kinda stuff IS racism, wth, and not only that, you’re only making the racist ones hate you more, and getting the good ones to hate you... on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 59)
"This is it, this is my moment," the octopus thinks to himself. "Humans have had given us a bad name for making food of us, it's time to make a change!" The octopus latches onto the boat worker as he turns and sees the sea creature. "Help!! An octopus got me!!" His coworkers rush to the man's aid, or so he thought... But they just crowded around him, staring. The man looks up at the staff with eyes filled with fear. "Don't just stand there! Help me!" He could feel the octopus wrap its tentacles around his legs as he hung for dear life. One man went to step forward but another stopped him. The octopus feels relieved. They finally understand that this is punishment for all the things they've done, all the friends they've killed, all of the merciless- "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going," one man says to the other. "Let's wait and see what it does next!" on *insert obligatory hentai title here* (Upvotes: 75)

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