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The bottom translates to "air in tires doesn't mean it floats" on Let me clean my bike in this shallow pond. (Upvotes: 40)
They were the 12 guys banging her on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 23)
Hey everyone. I know this isn’t really the place to do this, but for the third time in as many years I’m trying to kick alcohol. No thumbs up needed at all but if you’re in the same place, alcohol or otherwise, you’re not alone. The holidays get me but I’m able to see what I still have to lose. If this is for you, please remember we’re here together. As I said, you’re not alone, I promise. -Jason on Moonpie (Upvotes: 14)
He clearly said your story is worth $15,000. I have to frame it, hang it on my wall and I'm taking all the risk so I'll give you $20 and I can't go a penny more on I've got a buddy who... (Upvotes: 12)
I was talking with a friend who had her 2 year old standing in a shopping cart. The kid leans over and takes a dive straight to the floor. I literally jumped across the cart with my body and caught the kid by her leg, head an inch from the floor. I felt like a hero until I looked up and saw like 30 customers starring at me thinking “what crappy parents”. I wanted to yell I’m not her dad but leaping on the cart hurt so much I just left in shame ( Secretly knowing I was the shjt in that moment) on Dad reflexes (Upvotes: 12)

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