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Having sex with your sister in law in an elevator would be wrong on so many levels on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 93)
Notice me senπ on Japanese homework (Upvotes: 70)
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 50)
When you get out of the pool and your swim shorts create a vacuum seal around your junk on Shrinkage (Upvotes: 44)
@JerryThePlatypus, what her friends and family will be weeping at her funeral and during the sleepless nights to follow, as they reflect on how precious life is, and how quickly it can be extinguished. Please live responsibly on yolo (Upvotes: 44)

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