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GODDAMMIT COLIN I'M THE COMPUTER EXPERT SO WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHJT ON YOUR COMPUTER YOU BETTER SAY "HOW THICK" on Computer illiterate people (Upvotes: 100)
Man It's a Small World, I ran into somebody like that yesterday. Some Strangers Like Me and I went all Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo on that Poor Unfortunate Soul. After she learned to fear The Big Bad Wolf, I was about to show her the meaning of The Circle of Life. But she Made a Wish Upon a Star to repent from her evil ways. She said "I Wan'na Be Like You" and went from a Zero to a Hero as I Made a Man out of her. After all, That's What Friends are For and I told her that You've Got a Friend in Me. I warned her to Be Prepared for the rigors of Hakuna Matata lifestyle. I taught her the Bare Necessities as he learned to Trust in Me and the power of Disney. We Just Kept Swimming together and before long I wanted to Kiss The Girl. I Won't Say I'm in Love, but I Felt the Love Tonight, and That's How You Know which one of us is The Beauty and The Beast. I Showed Her The World and I think We Can Go the Distance and now I Just Can't Wait To Be her King. on You don't like Disney? (Upvotes: 131)
James is love. Jesse is life. Meowth that's right. on James is master (Upvotes: 66)
Then he yelps and I fell so bad "ohhh I'm so sooorry poor baby" and he puts his ears back and comes up to me apologetically like it was his fault and I want to cry at how loving he his and I just hold him as he gently nuzzles my face and I mutter to him "so sorry, so sorry" and he starts licking the tears off my face until I can't stop laughing and I stand up and feel pure happiness in my heart and we go play . Or if he's a cat he hisses and runs away for a few days. on When you accidentally step on your pet's foot (Upvotes: 65)
@Hargrove2011, I think I'm seeing one right now on What is happening (Upvotes: 65)

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