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The 4 should be 5, and the 5 should be 7... That's a one and a two if you subtract the needed number from the labeled number. One and two makes 12. 12 plus 5 and 7 (57) is 69. 69 is hilarious. However there isn't 69 seconds in a minute, there's only 60. There are 6 numbers on this watch as opposed to 4. 60/6 is 10, 10 x 4 is 40. 40 is 2/3 of 60. 2/3 is the same as 6/9. We're back at 69 but how does it all fit together? 69 is divisible by 3 and if we lay a 3 sided equilateral triangle over a real watch the numbers are 12, 4, and 8. Together that's 24. Divided by 3 once again is 8. 8/3 is approximately 2.7. 27+27 is 54. 5+4 is 9. 54/9 is 6. 69 again.... 9-6 is 3, and trump Hillary and Bernie are three candidates. Candidates for heads of government. The government is ran by 3s. 3 is the illuminati. The government is the illuminati. Trump and Hillary and Bernie are the 3 devils from the unholy trinity. This watch is Satan itself. We must destroy the government and the watch for theyre evil on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 113)
Let's all take a moment to appreciate that the weather channel still relates to weather and not the everyday dramatic lives of meteorologists or something on December (Upvotes: 100)
This is the kind of thing where you pee on it the first day and it's a ton of fun and the next day theyre all gone and you wonder who would even want to touch them, then the next day theyre all back, but they're all in one urinal and it's fun again and you drink a ton of water all day so you can keep going back and peeing in it and you try to see how long you can keep all 5 balls in the goal at once. And then the next day they disappear again and then the next month is you finding more and them disappearing and you soon realize the kids in your school are taking them and playing with them in class and the custodian keeps replacing them. At first you think its weird because they were covered in pee or worse, and then one Tuesday you grab one for you own! But somebody walks in right as you're grabbing it and soon the rumor spreads around school that you grabbed the pee balls and the rest of high school persists of you being called pee-ball and the trend dies and its all your fault on Football not soccer (Upvotes: 97)
@daxter1003, wisdom teeth are actually in your mouth on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 74)
Men have to work, women get to work on Rather have a mustache (Upvotes: 67)

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