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The truly amazing thing is, he did it with only one free hand! on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 59)
You have seen the tights that the Smurfs wear haven't you? They have nothing under there… they are as anatomically correct as a Ken doll. The Smurfs are a magical race and reproduce magically. That said, since Smurfette was created by Gargamel, he may have given her a tight little twat... and I'm certain she could use a good finger banging! on this won't stop (Upvotes: 32)
“To my very best friend in the whole world, thank you for having me back as your best man. At this point, I think it’s safe to say, I didn’t much care for your first wife. What a bitch! You made the right choice this time though! Look at that beautiful woman next to you…I mean, have you seen that girl's ass? It's built like the Space Shuttle! Oh, tonight is your night! Time to drown the slippery otter! harpoon the salty longshoreman! Verb the adjective noun! And now, let’s toast to new beginnings, and a love we hope never ends.” on Welcome back (Upvotes: 31)
I would much prefer they stop trying to cash in on nostalgia and do some original Star Wars work… Do a Knights of the Old Republic spin off… Go earlier than that even… Or go well into the future when the Skywalker name is nothing more than a myth. Create something instead of just rehashing Old works. on Milking It (Upvotes: 29)
I love getting together with the family on Canadian Christmas on the 30th. We hang decorations on the moose antlers (once we get the damn thing to stand quietly in the corner, of course). The stockings are hung on the maple syrup tree with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon will be there… To fill them with Tim Hortons gift cards. Then dad and I will sit around the igloo, drinking spiced maple syrup and talking of hockey playoffs past. Mom will busy herself in the kitchen preparing our Christmas meal of roasted beaver wrapped lovingly in back bacon. Oh what a great time to be alive! on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 28)

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