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You have seen the tights that the Smurfs wear haven't you? They have nothing under there… they are as anatomically correct as a Ken doll. The Smurfs are a magical race and reproduce magically. That said, since Smurfette was created by Gargamel, he may have given her a tight little twat... and I'm certain she could use a good finger banging! on this won't stop (Upvotes: 31)
Nope, they nailed it! on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 27)
I love getting together with the family on Canadian Christmas on the 30th. We hang decorations on the moose antlers (once we get the damn thing to stand quietly in the corner, of course). The stockings are hung on the maple syrup tree with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon will be there… To fill them with Tim Hortons gift cards. Then dad and I will sit around the igloo, drinking spiced maple syrup and talking of hockey playoffs past. Mom will busy herself in the kitchen preparing our Christmas meal of roasted beaver wrapped lovingly in back bacon. Oh what a great time to be alive! on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 26)
Dammit Peter! on Bird-Themed Greentext (Upvotes: 25)
How is this even a thing? Those are four tiny little pancakes… Your average midget would inhale those in minutes on You cant eat all that (Upvotes: 25)

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