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@Drunk Pantless Uncle, the most important thing when you're homeless is not to *look* homeless. I slept behind the bushes at a marina when I was homeless, and noone ever knew. I showered at the gym, had 3 sets of clothes (fortunately my job had a uniform shirt so people didn't notice I only had 3 shirts total) so I did a small load of laundry every 3 days. If people know, you either get pity or disgust on n/a (Upvotes: 61)
I got fired from the dollar store because a customer threw their keys at me in a fit of rage and when i found them, I hid them and played stupid on If only (Upvotes: 34)
@Captain Correction, I know, but I snapped. In the end, she did get arrested for breach of peace. She said she was going to wait for me to get out, and then beat my aśś. I told the cop I was disappointed she didn't say "cash me outside". I might have an attitude problem on If only (Upvotes: 32)
Aaaaand now he's gay on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 22)
I almost went past without upvoting. Phew, I can still get into heaven! on So sweet (Upvotes: 22)

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