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@Invalid Chicken, then there's the people who tweet "OMG the titanic actually happened? I thought it was just a movie!" And "I love the smell of my dads colon", thinking they're saying "cologne". on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 78)
@Jdv2121, I love that you counted them for this joke. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 60)
EASY. Three liters. Boom. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 126)
Whoa WAIT! Is she wearing a pad? on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 32)
@WouldYouRather, my cat was in heat and she kept doing these mating calls that sounded like a dying bird. It seriously didn't sound like a cat. Anyways the vet told me to basically rape her with a qtip to settle her down. Scarred me for life. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 32)