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@ archiethesailor, I got one. I was playing football in high school and my stomach was killing me. I thought it was nothing. Next couple plays the pain got worse and I was like ah crap I really need to take a dump. So I was telling the coach I needed to get out so he signaled me that next play I'll be out. So during that play fumble came and I took up the ball and ran. Me being a DT it was a pretty slow run lol. I ran maybe 10 yards and then this one dude hit me so hard I shjt myself. I FREAKING shjt myself in front of the whole dang school. I couldn't play the rest of the game not because i was hurt but because my uniform pants had a huge stain so I just stayed in the locker room the rest of the time because I couldn't get new pants because we were the away team. on why are you hitting yourself? (Upvotes: 48)
That was a real anus clencher. on Jump Fail (Upvotes: 33)
Did that person wipe the snow off with a hockey stick? on "Canadians" (Upvotes: 25)
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