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Or your reflection between episodes on Netflix. on Hopelessly staring at dark laptop screen (Upvotes: 34)
@Matthew the Wookiee, So superman went ballistic. He's ripping Metropolis a new asshole, if you know what I mean. Blowing up cars with his fvcking laser eyes, you know. So I brood on top of a roof for a while in my usual fashion, and then BRAP - I'm all "HEY SUPERBITCH! LOOK TO THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE - NO - IT'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN!" So I jump on him and he's all - bluuuraagh - all fvcked up on whatever fvckin Kryptonite shjt Luthor managed to inject him with, and I slip on the Kryptonite ring the dumb motherfvcker was dumb enough to give me, and I deck him. So like, everyone and their mom is standing around just gawking, you know, because I just knocked the shjt out of the last son of Krypton, which, by the way, is a fvcking sob story worthy of Disney. Cry me a fvcking river. He couldn't wipe his super ass when his parents kicked the bucket. I was about 8 when my parents were SHOT-IN-THE-FACE right in front of my ass and I didn't even fvcking CRY. You know why? on It's the Goddamn Batman (Upvotes: 29)
@FingerBangBang, thank you so much for clearing that up. I always thought a home run was sexy time in the bushes with an alpaca watching. Glad we cleared that up. on First base (Upvotes: 26)
@Unkle77, I think once I was told that Birmingham UK is a Muslim only area, where "infidels" are not allowed, I stopped believing anything they said anymore. I don't care that the reporter apologised for his 'misinformation.' I live in Birmingham. It's not that we don't allow infidels, we just subject them to 30 lashes upon entry. I can't believe he didn't get his shjt straight. on Fox News (Upvotes: 26)
Upvote for AAAAALLL. It feels like Christmas on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 23)

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