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"Mom, stop acting tsundere, you're not even kawaii" on Tsundere Mom (Upvotes: 62)
In case you didn't know, One Direction is British, making all of them uneligible for American candidacy. And if the person writing this is British, they would have to be running for a position such as prime minister, and even then, none of them would make the age requirements, not to mention their lack of political experience. So, in short, this person (most likely a teenage or preteen girl) is beyond the lowest levels of idiocy. on Rhh (Upvotes: 93)
I'm not sad about not having a valentine. I'm a senior in highschool and I have gone nearly 18 years without ever having a girlfriend. But you have to look on the bright side. I am not a pregnant teenager, I have not contracted any STDs, and every year, my fap hand gets stronger. So thank you world, for making me that weird guy that's never been on a date before. on Valentine Fail (Upvotes: 51)
@The Dope Pokemon, No, it's just a ripoff of Bejeweled on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 51)
And here, we see the white girl in her natural habitat: a suburban neighborhood. These usually docile creatures can become hostile in an instant if a comment is made on their physical appearance. Although they generally travel in packs, this specimen is on its own, most likely visiting a local tanning salon, clothing store, or Chipotle. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 37)

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