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@Personal Jesus, Story time: I finished a large hardwood table in my woodshop class about three weeks ago and decided today I wanted to bring it home. Prior to this decision my friend Tyler told me he couldn't give me a ride home. Regardless I decided I would just carry it home about 1.5 maybe 2 miles away like I had joked about for the last few weeks. Everyone from teachers to minor associates protested and my friend said he would drive me and be late to his things if need be. Ultimately I did end up carrying it home with one arm turning heads all the way there. Along the way I passed this guy I used to associate with that one day decided we have beef because he thought I was hîtting on his ex girlfriend even though I was living in Louisiana at the time. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 84)
@Personal Jesus, there was no point in this other than the amusing thought of beating someone with a table on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 54)
@Personal Jesus, This guy is maybe 5' 10" and 110 pounds soaking wet with rocks in his shoes and looks like a gay male prostîtute from New Orleans. Where as I'm 5' 8", 5' 9" in boots which I'm usually wearing and weigh 240 pounds muscle and fat bearded with a ponytail and the overall appearance and demeanor of a 1960s biker. He's glaring at me puffing on a cigarette as I walk by with a table hoisted on my shoulder lifted by one arm. I smile and nod at him as he tries to look threatening being nothing but skin and bones, and all I could think was "go ahead say something I'll hit ya with a fxcking table bîtch" on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 82)
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