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WE'VE BEEN JAMMED on We've Been Jammed (Upvotes: 76)
@Good Guy Satan, that's nice Satan, but I'm trying to figure out this joke. And you grammar is terrible on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 74)
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The sun was setting over the lake. The date was going perfectly. Amanda gazed into her boyfriends eyes, simply happy to be with him. "I love you" she softly whispered. "I love you too" he responded with a gentle smile. They leaned in for the kiss. Suddenly a flock of swans stormed in angrily pecking anything they saw. More and more flew in, swam from the lake, seemingly out of nowhere. Before either of them could think, they were viciously torn apart by this demon birds of hell. "JAMES!!!" she yelled, but her voice was lost in the commotion. As Amanda was pushed farther and farther back from the lake side, James seemed to be pulled towards it. Suddenly he was in the lake, kicked under by apathetic webbed feet. James tried to surface, coughing, but was quickly pushed back under, never to see the light of day again. Amanda wept violently, having lost her boyfriend so suddenly. She looked up at the now starry sky, and shrieked: "FUCHSSCHWANZ" on Fuchswanz (Upvotes: 35)

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