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I'm sure the Earth didn't "planet" this way. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 35)
So, Stuckpixel, I'm sure this comment will get lost in the deep depths of nowhere, and quite possibly downvotes out of existence, but I want to commend all of the employees behind this app. What you have created is honestly amazing. You have successfully connected thousands of people from all over the world, who like to have a food laugh every now and again. You have banned the trollers. You have searched the internet and uploads for the best pictures for us all to enjoy. I know there are millions of apps out there, but I think I speak for a large portion of us when I say that I only check my Facebook and this app on a constant basis. While I promise that this wasn't my initial intent, I just want to say that if you could ever use a Communications Major, I would be honored... Although you have no real way of getting ahold of me... Sigh... on Stupid Magneto (Upvotes: 58)
Guys and gals, you should listen up for a second. I'm not quite sure how I did it, but I broke out of the friend zone last night. I'm in my early 20s, overweight, never had a first real kiss before last night, and yet somehow, I'm with the girl of my dreams. There are two reasons I am mentioning this. The first is because I want to shout it from the rooftops, but I live in a quiet suburb, so that probably wouldn't work out too well. The second reason is because if there is hope for me, there is hope for each and every one of you. Like, I am literally repulsive, and I didn't lower my standards one but with this girl. Looking back, friends used to always say that you will just know when it's the right person and you just connect. I can confirm this now, though I can't explain it. My friends said also that love will find you when you least expect it. I too can confirm this now. In short, there is hope!!!! Don't get too discouraged, okay? on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 102)
Guys, I'm sorry that I don't have a sob story to go with this, other than possibly that I work retail, but I just wanted to thank you for the laughs over the years. I've often wanted to be a top commenter (Don't we all?) But I would honestly hate to be the funniest guy on here, since I come on here to laugh myself. No I'm not going anywhere, but I do have a question for InvalidChicken. Is your name invalid chicken as in "not valid," or invalid chicken, as in "handicapped chicken?" Thanks again, you guys! on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 40)
Who remembers the "le" epidemic? on Is this seat taken? (Upvotes: 37)

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