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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto dance by herself. Wtf you doin'? You don't think I know what you and @The Invisible Man got going on? on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 145)
Remove all the tags on my clothing and furniture that say "do not remove" on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 21)
[ news caster speaking]"And that's why gorillas wipe their butts with leaves. We are now broadcasting Catie currick with some urgent and exiting news" *flash catie currick* "Hey [insert news casters names], I have some breaking news here. I have just spoken to a group of teenaged girls and apparently girls all over the world have stopped making the duck face and posting it on Facebook! Wait what's that? According to our sources they are now using something called the "derp face", and it is even my hideous, and decrepit than before! I mean just look at these pictures [insert news casters name]. They burn my eyes just looking at. * Flash news casters. " Well thats great catie, Toon back in at 10 o' clock for more details and our next segment on why toilet paper is white. " on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 21)
Just a FYI to become a FBI sharp shooter you have to pass a field test of shooting a target at 200 yards and hit within the distance between the outer most part of your eyes! And any good sniper has a spotter and is neither that high up on his rifle, nor that close to his scope. Being that close results in a scope eye. So if that amateur is your idea of help from above, you sir are a dead man. Just sayin' on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 22)
@Booty butt cheeks, Mary's father. Mary is part of the family. Mary has 4& siblings named nana, nene, nini, nono, and she is the fifth child, named Mary, of her father. Clear? on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 9)

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