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The nìggest. on Thoughts for the day (Upvotes: 105)
@WickedStyx, So Bill Nye, the Science Guy (BILL, BILL, BILL BILL!) and Neil DeGrasse Tyson go to see Nicolas Cage perform We Are Number One at Harambe's memorial, which is held at John Travolta's house. Donald Trump audibly sweats at their sultry voices and just dabs uncontrollably. And i tell you what the shjt was lit af fam 😂😂🔥🔥👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯. Dickbutt. After he finished dabbing he got a small loan of a million dollars. He took the money and bought some white Vans. Wait, WRONG! He spent his money to convict Ted Cruz as the zodiac killer. Nick Cage was done performing and helped with the arrest, only by yelling at the arresting officer "JUST DO IT!" The Spanish Inquisition. Nick noticed that he recognized the man. He told the man, "My name is Nicolas Cage. You killed my father, prepare to die." Neil DeGrasse Tyson looked over at Nick and exclaimed "Look out, we got a badass over here!" Bill Nye, having none of this commotion bid adieu to his date with a "Bye Felicia!" on Memes (Upvotes: 95)
Same on How to mom (Upvotes: 92)
@NotJesus, and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming on Title (Upvotes: 91)
Y'all better appreciate that fvckin title. on 🅱️ℹ🅾️♑ℹ🆑️📧 (Upvotes: 86)