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@slightly, oh believe me, they do. I have this chick at work who always stands next to me and is totally oblivious of where the smoke is going. We are outside a lot. She also thought we should car pool... She lit up in my car and I made her get out on the curb. on vapes (Upvotes: 28)
@EnthusiasticShorts, yeah but you can only pop a cork once. You can boil a pot over and over and over.... on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 10)
@Historian , Voldemort was born a wizard. Did you even read the books? Remember where he can make thing happen when he's angry? Or when Dumbledore goes to tell him he's a wizard and sets his wardrobe on fire? Damn historian I was really enjoying all your other posts but now I don't know what to believe... on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 34)
@JackoftheDead, When I was just two years old I left my lips out I. The cold and they turned blue, what could I do? On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth, she had a beard and it felt weird. Ten days after I turned eight I got my lip stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed... And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip " Usta!" on God is bigger than Godzilla (Upvotes: 8)
Fear the tentacle, feel the tentacle on spidermen (Upvotes: 7)

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