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I would like to take a moment of your time to tell you that Oklahoma's state vegetable is the watermelon. Carry on. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 38)
STORY TIME: So I work at a FedEx Ground in Montana. Something you should know about Montana is that there is a lots of cattle, more cattle than people. And people who breed cattle will do whatever it takes to get the cows that make the best meat (so y'all can have your delicious burgers and steaks). They will pay thousands of dollars to breed theirs cows with the best bulls. Now prize bulls can't just go and breed with every cow in montana, so people harvest their semen. Yup, they harvest it. And, then they send it to their buyers. At work today, I saw a large brown container (about 2ft tall and 1ft wide) going down the conveyer belt. And it looked like a giant penis. I asked a coworker what it was and they explained that it was full of frozen bull semen. They ship bull semen in giant cardboard penises. It was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. Anyway sorry for the long post, hope it was entertaining. on Why are you looking at other cats (Upvotes: 10)
I say "awww thanks" to the guy I like pretty often. I think things are going well between us. We talk quite a lot, but he hasn't asked me for a whi... Ohh... Oh no... What have I done? on It'll be okay (Upvotes: 4)
Am I the only one who was reminded of Darth Vader? Ya know in episode 6 when he had Luke remove his helmet. on Katniss problems (Upvotes: 4)
I have a black horse and I'm seriously considering doing this... on Spooky Horse (Upvotes: 3)

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