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Look, guys, I'd like to apologize for tricking you all. I know I have been terrible with my misleading you and then betraying your trust with a yo mama joke. I was a good man before this. What changed me? What made me lead this gloomy and depressing life of constant mother insults. What led me to being such a vile and unforgiving man to the maternal line? Why have I lost myself to this constant and unbearable hate? It was probably when I saw Yo mama fall off the bed. I mean damn, she didn't just fall off the bed, she fell off both sides of the bed. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 106)
Okay, I just noticed something really cool. Look at the shape. Now imagine putting a giant tarp over it, enough to cover the whole thing. Now imagine a bunch of hot air going inside it until it looks like a big balloon. What you get is approximately the size and shape of Yo Mama. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 257)
Butts... Men... Touching.... Don't touch... Hmmm.... I think waiting might be the key word I need... Shjt, There's a yo mama joke here SOMEWHERE, but it's either too obvious to be able to trick people, or too convoluted that people won't get it... Gaaahh!!! Back to my notes. *Smokes cigar while clutching notes over a dimly lit messy table with bags under his eyes. He looks at the ceiling, eyes clearly that of one who's life has been hard. The notes scatter as he slumps over and sighs, and a single picture falls down. He picks it up. His breathing slows, and eyes widen. He slams his fist on the table with a triumphant look as he rights* Yo mama's so fat, that even chairs don't want to touch her butt. *picture slowly falls on the floor in front of the camera. It's yo mama, barely being supported by a weak white plastic chair at a family reunion* on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 199)
@surprise yomama, sometimes it should be short and sweet... Unlike yo mama. Oh damn, I am just reeling these in. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 61)
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