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Story Time! So, my good friend Steve Stanulis used to be a body guard for celebs and he had to be a body guard for stupid Kanye and his dumb wife Kim for a few weekends. He told me many; many stories about him and how much of just a racist, dumb piece of egotistical sh*t he is. One story that actually made headlines was when they were going to a fashion show, and Kanye went down stairs and my friend went up stairs to ask Kim what time they were going and the arrangements for travel to the place, and half an hour later Kanye came back up and saw them talking and Kanye grabbed him and slammed the door. Minutes later my friend was fired and he thought Kim was either cheating on him because of it or thought my friend was trying to pick her up. He doesn't know that Steve is married and has kids and couldn't care less about Kim. Such an insecure little sh*t head. It made papers all around the world, it was hysterical lol on lol (Upvotes: 27)
So, 5 months ago I was 248 and now I'm 185 solid. Anyone that tells you that working out and eating healthy takes too much time or its too hard is a lazy asshole. It's actually easier than you think. All I did was cut all drinks except for water, cut out all sugars, breads and dairy (because those are the reason people get fat) and stopped drinking alcohol. Worked out 5-6 times a week.. cardio/core 30-45 min and lifting 1 hour - 2 hours. When I did all that all the weight shed and now I'm solid and the fat is gone. It's actually great because now my cheat days (once every 7-9 days) are amazing because I can eat whatever I want and gain no weight. If you want to lose weight and get in shape just do it all. Make it a life change, not a diet. Diets fail and people to back to old habits. You can do it regardless of what anyone else says. It's will power and how hard you see on yourself. Always push harder and farther and be very strict. Also eat lots of veggies, quinoa and lean meats. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 32)
Now that's how you LIE in bed properly 👍🏻 on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 15)
I always see 1 or 2 dislikes on Calvin and Hobbes pictures, and it makes me think that those were the kids that never got hugged or had a good childhood and probably were molested with a plunger. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 13)
Both are great choices.. either way you get a white American, so you're good 👍🏻 on you vs. him (Upvotes: 13)

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