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Swagger is a word that has been in the English language for centuries and is not the same as swag. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 42)
Today my dad told me a story about a guy from his high school: he was trying to replace a tire on his van, when the tire somehow crushed his penis. It was mutilated, and the doctors had to reconstruct it with skin from his butt. This man is a living dickbutt. on Getting into Hogwarts when you're older (Upvotes: 37)
H and A read together spells "ha", which is a two letter word. Two is a prime number, which means it can only be divided by itself and 1. 1 plus 2 equals 3. Half life 3 confirmed. Three is a five letter word. Five is one more than the amount of Beatles, which would be the fake Paul. Paul is dead. If you read this backwards..........dickbutt. on How the Acura logo was made. (Upvotes: 19)
@LOS BRAINTEASERZ, you never said he got to his car after 13 steps on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 17)
This isn't confirmed, but probably true. Only Freddie knows on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 14)

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