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It's actually a hoax. This isn't a really species, and the people admitted to it being fake. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 19)
IKEA: Hardcore version on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 17)
So hey guys, unrelated, but my nephew decided that I killed his father in his sleep. He also thinks that I stole his mother, even though she needed my help, and I truly wished to see her happy. Plus, he started to believe that I made his girlfriend break up with him, and that the two people I sent with him on his voyage to England were spies, instead of actual helpers. Then, he thought that I reacted to a play of his out of emotion, but in reality I just had an ear infection and a headache. Also, he believes he is the rightful heir to the throne of his father, even though I, his uncle, was clearly stated as the successor. Now, because of this turmoil, I have to deal with a neighboring country's forces. Did I ever mention that my son's name is Hamlet? on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 35)
@NO1JGFN, my bad. Didn't mean the Declaration of Independence. Can't believe I failed that hard. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 6)
@Hermoso Peralta, actually, the Mexican mazapan was taken from European marzipan, which does not crumble. It is different in that the European marzipan is very flexible and the sugar is melted differently so that it doesn't crumble at all. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 4)

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