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Story time again! Three years ago, I had a crush on this girl. I thought she was amazing and beautiful- and she was my best friend. We talked a lot and joked, and about a year ago when we were making "fake families" I was HER fake WIFE. A week later I finally confessed that I loved her, and that I have since I met her. She then replied with "wow. I was always so scared to confess that I loved you, and after all this time you actually liked me back?" I replied with "hell yes." And we have been happily dating for a year now ^_^! Guys, I successfully made it out of the friends one! on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 53)
@RoastbeefWallet, why did you censor out tiny and not dïck? on just a leaf (Upvotes: 48)
This for some reason reminded me of a story!: so, a while back, I got this random text for a random person saying "I've got some night moves I wanna show you, baby, if you wanna meet up.." And I was like "you fvcking pedo" I was only 13 at the time. I explained she had the wrong number and asked where she got my number.. "Oh a dating site!" I never did find out that dating site, and got three texts like this from different people, all of them women.. May I add, I am also a woman. on The perfect companion (Upvotes: 33)
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