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@King of Oats, man. It is even rumored he said, "Oh yeah!" when he popped out of his egg. The wolverine mother was very startled and snapped at Chicken out of self-defense. Luckily, Scary Mike was there and tackled the wolverine to the ground and ate it raw. As Scary Mike gnawed away at the wolverine, Invalid Chicken waddled away like a penguin. Scary Mike did not realize that Chicken was even there. For the course of the next 3 years, Invalid Chicken spent his life fighting against down vote trolls and earning respect from everyone across the country. He earned his way to the top and his every action was supported by everyone. He was unstoppable. But, he knew that he had to stop his reign before the power could overwhelm him and make him the very thing he was fighting against: a troll. So, Invalid Chicken retreated stealthily from Funny Pics and no one knows where he his. He is reported to be at the country of the Forums with the famous MACWE and others, and some people still catch a on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 66)
Invalid Chicken's Origin The story of the beginnings of Invalid Chicken was a hard one to find because it was locked away by this mysterious 'Stuckpixel'. But I found it. It all started with Invalid Chicken's mother. It was not a chicken as many might believe.It was actually a wolverine. Not the Marvel Wolverine, but close enough. Anyway, the mother who was expecting a strong wolverine baby, was very surprised to give birth to a neon maroon egg. The mother was sure it had mated with another wolverine, so she was very confused, and then thought, "Fvck it." So, the wolverine took care of the egg until it hatched, mostly out of pity for this strange abomination. She had no idea how honored she was to be in the presence of this being. When Invalid Chicken hatched, he didn't hatch like a normal chicken, oh no. Remember, he is invalid, so he cannot follow the laws of life. Instead of the normal way a chicken comes out of its egg, Invalid Chicken burst out of his oval prison like the Kool-Aid on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 66)
@King of Oats, glimpse of him here. THE END. Pick the next topic on another comment I will make. Don't reply to this one, or any other comment on the story on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 59)
What's up with Tony the tiger? on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 57)
This puts me closer to the universe ­čÉ▓ on Shronkey? (Upvotes: 43)

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