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@BlazingBowman, I know I do. It’s quite a challenge when they keep calling the police when I try. on Friends (Upvotes: 22)
@vonwulf337, yes, this is true and Notacreepyoldman’s hydraulic guillotine idea would easily do the trick. Unfortunately, we’d never get approved for beheading equipment at the funeral home/crematorium (though I’m sure we could be creative and improvise). We’re normally in charge of putting heads back on their bodies for decapitation cases. My crematory only method was more of a screw up than anything else, but it was an easy fix. on n/a (Upvotes: 20)
I have nipples, Luke. Could you milk me? on Batmilk (Upvotes: 17)
That’s one ‘hell’ of a pick-up line, amirite? *silence* Okay, well, I’ll just have a seat then. *sees rolls* oh no on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 16)
@DrSin, I opened up my mailbox and found an invitation to wrestle with John Cena! Since this had been on my bucket list, I barreled my way to the address on the invitation only to discover... (continue) on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 14)

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