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your new dad

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I guess you could say that they are lucky to be able to walk away with no serious injuries on Like I care? (Upvotes: 90)
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This is the opposite of a problem on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 81)
When you wash your hands but your mom asks you to go outside real quick but you notice the 7 legged cat/bird is still there and at that moment you whisper to yourself, "not this time" you proceed to rip off your belt and spank the 7 legged beast, tears filling it's eyes as he look upon you with great lust. You know it's wrong, but it feels so right. The beast cowers away from you, quivering in its naughty parts. You know you have the power to stop yourself, but your heart will never falter in its pursuit of love. No matter how erotic. This has been story time with your new dad on Look ma! No hands! (Upvotes: 67)
When you want to hug your wife but there is a door in the way so you go outside and begin to cultivate pineapples when suddenly the 8 legged Pegasus arrives yet again. "I won't let you get away this time" you say to yourself, as you approach the man/beast and mount it. You feel his soft, silky fur gliding against your nude man grapes and it rustles you to new levels. He turns his head around, anxious yet excited. Blushing and a twinkle in his eye. You caress his neck and whisper in his ear, "it's time." He bends over nervously, your wife is watching. You don't care. This has been your dream since a young boy. You will not let it escape. This has been story time with your new dad on Why!! (Upvotes: 62)

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